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From: Everyman
To: Get a grip
Subject: Euros
Date: Thu Jan 10 04:07:57 2002
Message:
Saw a nice Euro converter (in a shiny chrome case) for $40 bucks
in an 'upscale' electronics store...
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From: om/cf
To:
Subject: Apartments for Rent
Date: Thu Jan 10 07:09:17 2002
Message:
Apartments for Rent at upscale Camp X-Ray:6-by-8-foot rectangles
with concrete-slab floors, simple roofs and sides of chain-link
fencing that, officials admit, will probably let the rain in.
Pets will be provided. No deposit required. Rent based on
income. Length of Lease flexible. All utilities paid.
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From: bajo
To: the world
Subject: dust-bin laden
Date: Sat Oct 6 15:06:46 2001
Message:
One thing everyone should realise is that this is not about the
religion , innocent or misguided people, it is a personal issue
between 'crap laden' and the states. Another thing is that we
all know that the states is also full of crap; things they did
in the past is definately catching up with them.
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From: Get a grip
To: Paking heat
Subject: Pakistan
Date: Thu Jan 10 08:59:12 2002
Message:
Seems a bit o' camel dung and a match just isn't good enough
anymore. Appears ara"fat" wants a bigger blast! C-4 otta do it,
yes! that is much better, much less body parts left! Let's try
one..Here little boy.. go get a girl pregnant. That's it now you
qualify ! It's OK if your only 12! Here strap this on, here let
me give you this little switch, all the rage in Martyr fashon.
Well you see the match is just soo passe'. Now when you get in
the middle of a jewish neighborhoos just pusn play! Here walk
this way! He He . run run run... KaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
splat,splat.
WOW! Yes indeed! what a statement! Much better! That'el show
the world what a proud and religios cause we are! Every one of
those Jews will help us go to our god The great and "Merciful"
Allah!! Vergins and Plentiful fruit!! Oh Yes!
Hey kid, come here, I need to talk to you.................
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From: Justice
To: om/cf
Subject: Apartment for Rent
Date: Thu Jan 10 09:16:11 2002
Message:
Is there indoor plumbing or do I have to take a shit outside?
Does it have crown molding? Do you do a credit check?
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From: Get a grip
To: Banjo
Subject: Crap
Date: Thu Jan 10 11:05:07 2002
Message:
And I come from Alabama with a Banjo on my knee..
Oh Bin Laden... don't you die too quick,
Kuz I wanna' come impale your ass with anthrax on a stick.
Ho He Ha HeHehe......oh! damn I craped my jeans laughing so
hard..He He.......
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From: omcf
To: Justice
Subject: Ahemm, Ahemm
Date: Thu Jan 10 10:09:26 2002
Message:
Did I mention the warm weather? No credit, bad credit, OK!
Twenty four hour security on site as well.
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From: Get a grip
To: Hotel Cuba
Subject: Vacancy!
Date: Thu Jan 10 11:10:48 2002
Message:
Hotel cuba ...we find Hotel california is all full up with drug
addicts so Hotel Cuba will have to do. They jabbed it with their
stelly knives but they just can't kill the beast!! He He!!! :)
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From: John
To: om/cf
Date: Thu Jan 10 10:51:24 2002
Message:
Do you allow water beds?
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From: Get a grip
To: Hotel
Subject: Reservations
Date: Thu Jan 10 11:59:46 2002
Message:
Well... the noise from the airport does kinda keep you awake.
But the Ocean view is great except for the steel bars, but the
stainless steel bucket is the best in toiletry. Everyone gets to
join in with the fire hose shower and Hey! It's only second to
Alkatraz!! The prepaired food is just out of this world, well it
looks kinda that way. Bubba is waiting! make your reservation
Now!! All travel expenses are paid by the US government and if
you are reeeeel good you get free flyer miles to be in the big
show at he court house. If you are a winner you get a trip to
the new room with the electric chair!! and a Million volts!!!
What a deal! sighn up today!! He He OOOOOoooooooo MAN!
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From: omcf
To: John & All
Subject: Eeeeeks!
Date: Thu Jan 10 13:13:36 2002
Message:
Jan. 10 Beginning an unprecedented international transfer of
hundreds of war prisoners, a plane carrying hooded and chained
Taliban and al-Qaida detainees lifted off from Kandahar airport
in southern Afghanistan on Thursday to fly to a U.S. Naval base
in Cuba.
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All units have been rented, the new tenents are on their way
and there is still soo much to be done! Not all of the
decorative Razor Wire is in place yet. Rush, rush ,rush.
Apparently the cement floors where not poured thick enough for
the weight of a water bed. Slight design flaw.
I sure hope they like their new gated community.
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From: Get a grip
To: New tennants
Subject: Soap on a roap
Date: Thu Jan 10 14:25:08 2002
Message:
There will be soap on a rope for those tennants that would like
easy acess to Allah. Simply tie knot to shower head, insert neck
and Swing!!! In other news, the room designer did a little Feng
Shui, but forgot to provide a compass or direction for those who
feel a need to bow to Allah. This could cause mass confusion and
so all towels will be burned to avoid problems. Should you still
feel the need to worship this directional reason to die you call
Allah, simply run in circles, at some point you are sure to be
facing Mecca.
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From: U.K.Citizen
To: Get a grip
Subject: A Country Rock....right between bin Laden's Eyes
Date: Thu Jan 10 15:08:42 2002
Message:
Aaah...the Eagles, old favourites of mine..."Osama...you can't
hide you're lyin' eyes, and you're smile.....is a thin disguise."
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From:
To:
Date: Thu Jan 10 16:25:41 2002
Message:
Arafat is a terrorist.
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From: Get a Grip
To:
Subject: AraFart
Date: Thu Jan 10 16:42:55 2002
Message:
AraFart was found in bed with Usama! all while Saddam was doing
the favors! Usama was upset when AraFart let loose a wet one and
had to change his turban!
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From: Merlyn
To: Elizabeth
Subject: fun
Date: Thu Jan 10 16:42:55 2002
Message:
Hey it's a little more crude & rude.........but that's why there
is Get a grip!!!!!!! Smiles:)
Merlyn /|\
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From: U.K.Citizen
To: Amazed
Subject: Euro Stuff...
Date: Thu Jan 10 15:35:40 2002
Message:
Sir Edward Heath, British Conservative Prime Minister from 1970-
74, serving Member of Parliament for over 50 years, 'father' of
the House of Commons, has been and still is, a staunch European
idealist, and I do admire him. He still travels all over Europe.
He served during WWII, having travelled the world extensively,
prior to that, he saw what was happening in Germany at that
time, and was aware of the underlying reasons why WWII took
place, aside from Hitler's ambitions. Europe was too divided,
hence rivalries between countries within it, that have gone on
for centuries, erupted yet again 1939. Since then, he's been in
favour of European economic and monetary union.
The European Community was set up to try to prevent such
rivalries reoccurring. Now that's all very well, but Britain is
an island nation, not strictly European, nevertheless..we joined
anyway. From a man such as Mr.Heath who has seen much in his
time, politically, now ex-tory M.P. and critic of his former
Party for it's recent worrying moves to the right,...I would
find the time to listen to.
I say all this, because I'm fully aware...thank you...of the
arguments both for...and against.
However, what I won't do, is listen to someone who says that
European Political and Monetary Union is ....inevitable. That's
a very dangerous presumption sir! If things such as this are SO
inevitable, as you claim, it's apparantly pointless people
voting! Wow!...great idea!...are you going to try to get rid of
DEMOCRACY, while you're at it? WE in Britain..still have a
choice....sorry! I reserve the right to that choice.
Economic stabilty?...maybe you haven't noticed, but OUR country
is ALREADY stable, did you miss the figures on high street
spending this Christmas?, check the unemployment levels
lately?..the lowest for decades. The 'independant' Bank of
England in tandem with the Chancellor have learnt to avoid the
boom/bust cycle of previous decades. But..all we need now is
some UNELECTED Brusells official telling us how to run our
economy, by setting interest rates that suit them. Great Idea.
The Euro may or may not be a success, it's value may indeed rise
over time, but right now I'd RATHER use Monopoly money.
Hey, Amazed!!, you rolled an eight, let's
see...1,2,3,4,5,6,7..8!...Community Chest!...allow me to turn
card over...what does it say now?......
Congratulations!!...you've won second prize in a beauty contest!
.....Here's your 10 Euros.
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From: om/cf
To:
Date: Thu Jan 10 18:53:43 2002
Message:
Live Rates as of 2002.01.10 23:35:49 GMT.
1.00 EUR
Euros = 0.619808 GBP
United Kingdom Pounds
1 EUR = 0.619808 GBP 1 GBP = 1.61340 EUR
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From: U.K.Citizen
To: Open Mind/Closed Fist
Date: Thu Jan 10 19:09:43 2002
Message:
Amazed asked for Euro's not Pounds...guess by the latest
exchange rates, he'll only get 9 and a half now, and THAT'S just
since my last post.
And yes, an eventful take-off at Khandahar airport,...but all
safely off to the Guantanamo Hilton!
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From: om/cf
To: U.K.Citizen
Subject: Home away from Home..........
Date: Thu Jan 10 20:30:52 2002
Message:
Thats our motto at the Guantanamo Hilton! Every guest is
special and are treated as such. Business is soon to be booming
and a large addition is in the works to accomadate up to 2000
road weary travelers. You can travel the world over, commiting
terrorist acts, but you will not find higher quality chain link
fencing and razor wire anywhere.
Cuba! Great cigars! Hot blooded Latin women! Umbrella drinks!
Great Beaches! Sailing! Diving! Jet skis!
Our guests will be treated to none of the above! Mostly
interrogations, sometimes intense in nature. And I sure hope our
guests do not try to leave prematurely. Guantanamo Bay is
located on the south side of Cuba with lots of water in between
the next island. And the north is surrounded by 17 and a half
miles of fence, similar fence on the Cuban side, and a minefield
in between.
"You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave".
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From: open mind/closed fist
To:
Subject: Guantanamo Hilton elevator musac
Date: Thu Jan 10 22:56:46 2002
Message:
Artist: OM/CF (Beach boys)
Album: Missles (Still Crusin')
Title: Guantanamo (KoKomo)
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama come on now Osama
Key Largo, Montego asshole why don't you go
Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Guantanamo
That's where you need to go to get away from it all
Bodies laying in the sand
Tiny pecker melting in your hand
We'll be killing you
To the rhythm of a steel drum band
Down in Guantanamo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna kill ya
In Bermuda, Bahama come out now Osama
Key Largo, Montego dumbass why don't you go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll kill you slow
That's where you need to go
Way down to Guantanamo
To Martinique, that Monserrat mystique
We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our trajectory
By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity
Afternoon delight
Asskickins and spotlight nights
That fucked up look in your eyes
Give me a tropical contact high
Way down in Guantanamo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna kill ya
To Bermuda, Bahama come out now Osama
Key Largo, Montego raghead why don't you go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll kill you slow
That's where you need to go
Way down to Guantanamo
Port Au Prince I wanna catch a glimpse
Osama needs to know
A little place like Guantanamo
Now if you have to go
And get away from it all
Go down to Guantanamo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo I wanna kill you
To Bermuda, Bahama step on up Osama
Key Largo, Montego al-Queda why don't you go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Guantanamo
We'll get there fast
And then we'll kill you slow
That's where you need go
Way down to Guantanamo
Aruba, Jamaica ooo aint gonna take ya
To Bermuda, Bahama your really fucked Osama
Key Largo, Montego al-Queda why don't you go
Ooo I wanna take you down to Guantanamo
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From: Walter
To: om/cf
Date: Fri Jan 11 01:04:19 2002
Message:
Billboard magazine says,"With those ever popular harmonies,and
the subject matter alone,guarantee a number one with a bullet!"
HOW CAN YA MISS?
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From: Loser terrorist
To: My Infidel Captors
Subject: food/prayer
Date: Fri Jan 11 01:59:45 2002
Message:
Will we get rice and beans in cuba ? And I need one ofd those
little rug thingies to kneel on when I pray.
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From: Ahsraf
To: Bob Driscoll
Subject: OOOH THE ISRAELITES!
Date: Fri Jan 11 03:34:12 2002
Message:
eeo
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