Thu Aug 22 20:31:07 2002
Message:
that was from me but i guess u knew...
Eminem (HoTtIe) is a great singer/songwriter/rapper LoL and he
aint gay...u need ta lose your "gay" lil stuck up ad's and chill
out on him...
wats raid??
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From: G
To: misshhs15
Subject: well, you asked
Date: Thu Aug 22 21:37:21 2002
Message:
Q: wats raid??
A: What the police narcotics team YELLS before they bust in your
door and find the DOPE'S! (rimshot)
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From: G
To:
Date: Thu Aug 22 21:53:15 2002
Message:
Thank you....thank you very much.....I'll be here all week.
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From: Jennifer15
To: misshhsl15
Date: Fri Aug 23 00:09:51 2002
Message:
u need to adjust that tampax. an eminem is a dweeb pretending
hes all black
peace out bitch
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From: Eminem
To: misshhs
Subject: Marry Me
Date: Fri Aug 23 09:40:48 2002
Message:
heloiyameminem.wilubemywuntruwuv?iwannahavkidzwivyacoz-u-da-
CLEVA-bichyo;)wokondood.
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From: Jennifer15
To:
Date: Fri Aug 23 22:40:02 2002
Message:
Eminem is gay. He told me so when he was at my cousin's
Hollywood party last May. I'm not judging him, but he at least
cood be open about his sexuality instead of having to pretend
he's all that.
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From: Isaac Asimov
To:
Subject: Eminems dubious heterosexuality
Date: Sat Aug 24 09:24:03 2002
Message:
Absolutely, come out of the closet, Emmy! It isn't the dark
ages. Nothing wrong with being homosexual.
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From: misshhs15
To: jenn
Date: Sat Aug 24 11:34:24 2002
Message:
lol...u've bumped yo head...and u need to watch how u b talkin ~
u lil fucked up white whore...an not everybody is raggin when u
r honey...keep tellin urself that isaac...
an tha raid stuff ~ it dont make since "sumbody get the raid"??
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From:
To:
Date: Sat Aug 24 12:57:31 2002
Message:
Will the real Slim Shaddy, please shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
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From: cartoon
To: all
Date: Sat Aug 24 14:46:34 2002
Message:
Who wants to see a catfight between Misshhs15 and Jennifer15?
It could reaal be fun to see!
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From: sa27
To:
Date: Sat Aug 24 14:18:55 2002
Message:
dont listen to it if you dont like it. All those gay rights
groups can go read the bill of rights.
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From: Ray
To: Whoever
Subject: GOD
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:06:57 2002
Message:
Human beings are too stupid to understand what GOD is.
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From: Chocolicious
To: Everybody
Subject: Dance ! Dance! Dance!
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:10:55 2002
Message:
Yippie!!! Dance, you fools or I'll spank you on the behind!
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From: Me
To: You
Subject: These posts
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:13:33 2002
Message:
YOu mean any idiot like me can continue to post stupid messages
like this one?
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From: Me
To: You
Subject: These posts
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:13:33 2002
Message:
YOu mean any idiot like me can continue to post stupid messages
like this one?
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From: Sam-8/23/02
To: Caroline
Subject: Food shopping
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:18:19 2002
Message:
Hey, Caroline.
Please pick up some ground beef and a carton of eggs.
Thanks.
Sam
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From: Pia Zadora
To: Sammy
Subject: Hot-cha cha cha
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:20:25 2002
Message:
believe in God, therefore God exists;
Everyone else MUST believe what I do because it makes me
feel
better that way.
I believe that everyone believes in me, therefore I exist;
My way is the only way because I believe in God,
therefore God
exists;
Some miners got saved the other day, therefore God exists;
The boil on my bottom healed the other day, therefore God
exists;
MissHhS15,Osama Bin Laden and
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From: John
To: Poster
Subject: Cut the crap
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:23:00 2002
Message:
This is a message to the moron who keeps posting non-sense:
Cut the shit, you asshole. If you don't have anything to say
then shut the fuck up, you scumbag or I'll fuck your mother in
her eye-sockets.
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From: Caroline 8/23/02
To: Sam
Subject: Doggie Walkie
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:26:02 2002
Message:
Hey, Sam.
Please be sure to talk Carl for a walk before you leave. I'll
be out early and his medications will make him drink a lot of
water for the next few days, so he'll need to go wee-wee often.
Thanks Sam
-Caroline.
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From: Anon.
To: Caroline and Sam
Subject: Your message board
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:29:18 2002
Message:
Caroline and Sam:
don't forget to fuck yourselves in the ass, please and stop
using this board for your pathetic post-its, you asswipes.
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From: Randy Newman
To: Posters
Subject: Recent posts
Date: Sat Aug 24 22:31:14 2002
Message:
Seems they are all posted by the same sick individual who has
nothing to say and nothing better to do. Notice the time stamps.
-Randy
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From: cartoon
To: John/Anon
Date: Sat Aug 24 23:23:39 2002
Message:
Free speech means that the posters can say whatever the fuck
they want, except for threats.
Of course, queer little fuckheaded pussies like you couldn't
figure that out, as you're too fucking inbred from generations
of
your family drinking sewage water and otherwise splitting
chromosomes within your incestuous family. Why don't YOU go
fuck
off, faggot, and leave the boards to people who have something
to
say, if you don't fucking like it here.
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From: Anon
To: Cartoon
Subject: Your post
Date: Sat Aug 24 23:40:24 2002
Message:
Suck the shit out of my ass, Cartoon.
How's that for free speech!
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From: Jake
To: Sam, Caroline, Anon, Cartoon
Subject: All of you
Date: Sat Aug 24 23:43:03 2002
Message:
None of you shitheads have anything to say, do you?
Well, fuck you all to Hell. OH, and suck the shit out of my ass
and die, too!
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From: Sam
To: Cartoon
Subject: Open wide
Date: Sat Aug 24 23:45:12 2002
Message:
Hey, Cartoon. Open wide, you pole-smoker.
Lovingly yours,
Sam
P.S. Don't you ever treat my bitch like that again or I'll pull
your fucking eyes out!!!!
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From: Willard
To: Sam, Cartoon, Caroline, John
Subject: enough is enough
Date: Sat Aug 24 23:47:14 2002
Message:
Although it seems likely that one individual is responsible for
all of these strange and rather rude messages, I'll appeal to
each of you as indicated on the posts and ask that you refrain
from this weird behavior and only post serious questions/subject
matter.
Thank you.
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From: Charles Nelson
To: Willard
Subject: Hey, dude
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:23:21 2002
Message:
Hey, dude.
What's up with you, man? Get with it, dude! Don't you know
we're at war, man? Like, shit, is that all you gotta say about
all the wierd shit that's going on in the world, dude?
You got something against inbreeding or what, dude? So what if
I'm the product of my father fucking his sister?
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From: Joel Steinberg
To: Concerned citizens
Subject: Goddamned towel-heads
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:26:42 2002
Message:
Damnit, Americans! Don't you see the ''writing on the wall" or
what? Don't you decent citizens know what we've got to do as a
nation? Holy shit, Batman, don't you realize what's at stake?
Us Honkies gotta look out for one another, you know what I mean?
We gotta stick that US Cattle-prod right of the "sand-nigger's"
ass!!
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From: BIg-lipped ignorant spook
To: all you honkies
Subject: yeah, what up
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:29:50 2002
Message:
Yeah, man. Like, what up, you honkies. You all be keepin da
black man down!
Wuz next? Gonna send us niggas off to some fucking explosive
sand box to protect yo asses or wha?
Oh, I see... Sand niggas killin US of A niggas.
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From: Louis C.
To: All Humans
Subject: All this crap
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:33:01 2002
Message:
I must apologize and take some responsibility for all that's
happened on and after 9/11. After all I am... a Human being.
Human beings, Homo Sapiens : the route of all evil
You're all guilty and gonna get a spanking.
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From: Flipper
To: All those who call themselves Humans
Subject: Our precious, fragile Earth
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:40:52 2002
Message:
Stop mucking up our little planet, you stupid creatures. Ughh.
You and your ''intelligence'' and ego. Thanks for endangering
us all of extinction.
-Flipper
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From: COnqueror of the infidels
To: americans, all who pay taxes (are guilty)
Subject: Amerika, the pitiful
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:45:11 2002
Message:
Hey, man. It's all about protecting the fossil fuels and
killing off those dirty sand-niggers and keeping those Kikes in
that sand heap happy!
Yeah, it's a... conspiracy, dude! Those fucking Hook-nosed
scumbags got total control over the US Congress, man!!
OH, and by the way there was no fucking Holocaust, man! Yeah,
that's right! Those filty Jews in HOLYwood made all that shit
up, man! Some plot on the part of those Zionist dudes, man!
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From: Fabio
To: "Conqueror of the Infidels"
Subject: Geez, what can I say as well as you just did?
Date: Sun Aug 25 00:51:51 2002
Message:
COnqueror-
Why would the Jews make up some horrific event in history known
as the Holocaust? For simpathy? Why would they need that when
they... when they... when the fact is that they control the US
Government!!!!
Oh, and the media!!!!
SOrry, sorry...
Where did you gather your facts about the Jews, Conqueror? I've
heard all this stuff before about Jewish people, and it's rather
stale. We need to make up some new stuff about these
bastards!!! Something fresh and convincing!!!!!
Gotta make up stories about them not showing up to work at the
WTC on Sept. 11th, as though they were tipped off by someone.
Oh, and how the New York Times is controlled by them and used as
a propaganda tool for the government!!!!
Yeah, this is good stuff!
Oh, and how they aren't of a religion, but a race of hook-noses
who plan to dominate the world!!!!
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From: Fresca
To: All of you
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:01:39 2002
Message:
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From: Adam Carolla
To: Dr. Drew
Subject: Bugida jigida!!!!
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:02:29 2002
Message:
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From: Me
To: the human race
Subject: i hate you all!!!
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:03:50 2002
Message:
and the only way i could destroy all of you is by killing
myself!!!!!
burn in hell, you... you... humans!!!
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From: Harold Helman
To: Slant-eyed mother fuckers
Subject: war effort
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:05:25 2002
Message:
To all you fucking slant-eyed NIPS in Japland:
Cough up the dough, you fucking yellow zipperheads.
The US is at war and all you can do is drop a few dollars which
you've profited off of us with your little rice-rockets and Sony
walkmans?????
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From: Harold Helman
To: Slant-eyed mother fuckers
Subject: Middle East Conflict
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:08:39 2002
Message:
Just wait til Osama sticks a dirty bomb up your tight Nip
asses!!!
Then you'll be bowing to us to help out your tiny, filthy little
island.
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To: did you gather your facts about the Jews, Conqueror? I've
Subject: did you gather your facts about the Jewdid you gather
your facts about the Jews, Conqueror? I've e
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:13:20 2002
Message:
did you gather your facts about the Jews, Conqueror? I've
heard all this stuff before about Jewish people, and it's rather
stale. We need to make up some new stuff about these
bastards!!! Something fresh aStudy hard, it will pay off. And
stay awake! Trust the wisdom of
us old farts when we say "enjoy life and learn as much as you
can". Life gets much harder. My 13yr daughter goes back at the
end of this month. Yearly parental money crunch time. LoL! Take
care.nd convincing!!!!!
Gotta make up stories about them not showing up to work at the
WTC on Sept. 11th, as though they were tipped off by someone.
Oh, and how the New York Times is controlled by them and used as
a propaganda tool for the government!!!!
Yeah, this is good stuff!
Oh, and how they aren't of a religion, but a race of hook-noses
who plan to dominate the
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From: I do not believe you have read anything except maybe the
To: I do not believe you have read anything except maybe the
Subject: I do not believe you have read anything except maybe
the
Date: Sun Aug 25 01:16:06 2002
Message:
I do not believe you have read anything except maybe the
wrapping on a "Big Mac" even then I reckon you only look at the
pretty colors.
How come you ask a question then act as if it is answered all in
the same sentence? You are right you are not descended from an
ape, instead I think you are descended from a dung-beetle. Like
this ancestor, you are still rolling crap around.
Incidentally, anyone can use poor grammar, spelling and syntax
like your contrived "rap" speak, but did you know that God has
FORBIDDEN his worshippers from listening to Eminem. It says so
in the Bible...right after the bit that tells the story of the
Isralites forcebly circumcising hundreds of Hitites - and making
a hill from their foreskins.
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From: MISSHHS
To:
Date: Mon Aug 19 20:08:18 2002
Message:
e-m-i-n-e-m ~ IS A HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU AND I ~ SO SHUT THA FUCK
UP
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From: MISSHHS...
To:
Date: Mon Aug 19 20:14:09 2002
Message:
THERE IS no MISTAKE IN WAT I SAY/DO...AH,YES...ANOTHER MAN...I'M
NOT ALL GOSHY GOOEY OVER RELIGION(LIKE U PROB THINK)...I BELIEVE
~ OVER ALL IMA GOOD PERSON...BUT EVEN THE SAME RELIGIONS SEE
THINGS DIFFERENTLY...AND I SEE NOTHIN WRONG W/EMINEM...U TAKE
THAT "LINE" OUT THA BIBLE HOW U WANT TO AND SO WILL
I...MUSIC...SONGS ABOUT DRUGS SEX W/E life..GOD GAVE US A LIFE
ON EARTH AND I THINK U SHOULD HAVE FUN AS WELL..LIFE....LIVE
SOME HONEY...YEAH GET OFF HERE...AND TAKE YA BUTT OUT SIDE AND